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[momsalive1]

For my f'lists amusement, here is a link...

http://darwin.eeb.uconn.edu/cgi-bin/insult.cgi

...that generates "Elizabethan" insults - I think several of you could tell me if they really are Elizabethan, but I don't care one way or the other, I just liked

Thou infectious earth-vexing strumpet!

Comments

[ffiondove.livejournal.com]

LOL! Sounds like something from Blackadder with Rowan Atkinson!........I'd love to be a strumpet......earth vexing or otherwise ;)

[msb66.livejournal.com]

I'd love to be a strumpet

Then a strumpet you shall be! On every possible occasion we shall call you a strumpet!!!!

[ffiondove.livejournal.com]

Oooo! thanks MSB..........a bit of strumpeting is just what I could do with at the moment.

[momsalive1]

**eyes your icon**

I can see why! Or is there someone else strumping you? I had a dream I was sleeping with Jake Gyllenhaal last night, so I am fairly strumped myself at the moment.

So did either of you go push the button and find an insult you liked?!? No? How about....

Thou currish elf-skinned maggot-pie!

Thou gleeking ill-nurtured death-token!

**cackles with delight**

[ffiondove.livejournal.com]

Thou puny urchin-snouted flax-wench.....that sounds quite painful :(